I went Golfing yesterday and wore a sun visor instead of a straw hat , the top of my head is a baked potato.

It was almost to hot to golf. I want a gap wedge hint,hint....

I asked my wife for a sand wedge and she came back ten minutes later with a bologna and cheese sandwich with mayo....

I blew a 5 stroke lead in the last two holes.....

I decided it's me and not my clubs....

I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. ~ Bob Hope

Same thing happen to me.